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| Resident Evil: 2/10 |
| Sunday, November 12, 2006 |
 Resident Evil
Directed by: Paul W.S. Anderson
Taglines:
-A secret experiment. A deadly virus. A fatal mistake.
-Survive the Horror.
-No one is immune.
-Death is not the end... just pray so.
-You're Dead Scared, Face Your Fear.
-They Made A Weapon Of Hopes Of Owning The World... It Turned Into A Nightmare.
-Death is no escape.
-You're All Going To Die Down Here.
-Evil Never Dies.
-Corporations like Umbrella think they're above the law, but they're not.
-This Is Not A Game!
-From the Director of Mortal Combat and Event Horizon.
Starring:
-Milla Jovovich
-Michelle Rodriguez
-Eric Mabius
A corporation has a secret laboratory, they've been doing experiments and created zombies. Blah, blah, blah. The virus has spread. A woman named Alice (Milla Jovovich) has amnesia and slowly throughout the movie she remembers who she is.
It pains my heart and soul, whenever I think about this movie. The only reason it has a 2 is because of the soundtrack. I hate this goddamned movie!!! It's unrealistic, Alice NEVER get's any cuts, bruises, dirty, messed up hair, blood on her, nothing. The only thing that happens is her dress gets shorter and shorter. *rolls eyes* Seriously though, what the hell? This is an insult to every single Resident Evil fan (game series). And I'm a big one. This movie wasn't even scary! I laughed! The video game is frightnening! A video game is scarier than this movie!!! If you want to see this movie, don't bother, play the game instead. You'll thank me for it. Damn, I'm not even going to bother ever renting the second one and I am certaintly not going to see the third or fourth. Oh, not only did they manage to screw the game, but the game characters. Ya, that's right, they messed those ones up real bad. I seriously hate this movie. I really do. If you aren't a RE game fan, and your interested in seeing it, well by all means, go see it. But as a warning, it's just a bad movie in general. Really though, Paul W.S. Anderson; there are starving children out there, why don't you use your money to help them instead of making cheap, rip-off crappy horror movies that are amazing video games! Jesus.
2/10
Favorite Taglines:
-Survive the Horror. (You know why I like this one. 'Cause it's used in the video game!!!!)
-This is Not a Game! (No shit, really? I figured that out after seeing this crappy movie. It's nothing like the game!!!!)
Sidenote: Marilyn Manson does most of the music, (The music is why this movie is getting a 2 and not a 0) Also 'Dirt' by Depeche Mode is part of this soundtrack and it is an amazing song. It's the only thing this movie did right. (The song is a cover. 'Dirt' is actually done by Iggy Pop.)
Remember this is only my opinion, if you like this film, that's great, really. But if you're an avid RE fan, please join me in the hatred towards this movie franchise.
Sincerly,
DirtyVelvet |
posted by DirtyVelvet @ 3:32 PM  |
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i'm with you dirty. the games are infinitly better, they actually have story lines!
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i'm with you dirty. the games are infinitly better, they actually have story lines!