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Demetri Martin, 22minutes...

Thursday, November 30, 2006

So um, apparently some extra from Employee of the Month is selling some gum on ebay. This gum was chewed by Jessica Simpson. Ok. Ew.
Moving on.
Ok so I know this is old stuff. But I was bored and on youtube so I started watching one of my favorite comedians. Demetri Martin. Take a look.

He has a new cd/DVD out called "These are jokes." I plan on getting it. I think you should too. Hehe.

Anyone noticed those hideous shoes that aren't really around anymore. Well 'This Hour has 22 minutes' decided to make fun of them. I am SO happy television has noticed these ugly shoes.

Anyways, so 'This Hour has 22 minutes' is a Canadian satire news show. Kind of like the Daily Show, but Canadian and I think I like 22 minutes more. Oh well.

Ya, I know this is old news but, I just saw this recently. It's Maneater by Nelly Fertado. Is it just me, or did she used to not be uh...fake?

SO many things are wrong with this video! Ok, as you watch this...look ok she goes through a doorway which is "blocked off" by plastic. It looks like a serial killer's hideout. You know, one of the ones that do cut people up and normally have plastic lying around everywhere. (That's not a fact). Then she walks in and she doesn't give any of those people sitting on bleachers, a second look. And they all seem to just be staring at her. It's so creepy I have a hard time believing the dog would go there. They can sniff out shady things. And she walks like she's thinking, "ya, you wanna mess?" No, no shut up please, you look like a little girl. I could beat you. And then what happens? Oh she forgot all about her dog whom she loves so much she goes into this creepy underground building to find, and she starts spontaneously dancing! Then everyone around her is like, "Uh...ok?" Then they break out into dance because they can't resist her fantastic dancing! Um...doesn't she have a kid or something? Should her child be seeing this? Wasn't she all about like loving yourself or something? Now her album is called "Loose"? Sorry Furtado. You lost me. All respect ever had for you it's gone. I don't care, I'm not even going to look up the correct spelling for your name!

Sincerly,
DirtyVelvet

posted by DirtyVelvet @ 7:45 PM

2 Comments:

At 10:37 PM, Anonymous said…

i love demetri martin, he is possibly the funniest most adorable man on earth. why isn't his baby in my belly?
At 9:57 AM, El Chiko Kevo said…

Oh geez that was so jokes ranting about Maneater! But I love that song so wtv!

DirtyVelvet

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